Thursday, March 26, 2009

Winning the War

As many of you know, our backyard is popular as a pigeon hangout.
I've taken it upon myself to rid this neighborhood of these dirty little bastards. I've thought up a few designs that may possibly scare them away. These designs would also provide plenty of deep, satisfying belly laughs for myself, and possibly a couple of yucks for you. However, the contraptions seem to take up far more time than I should be devoting on a pigeon.

Although it is technically illegal to use a firearm within city limits. I see no real harm using darts.
Hopefully these fatherless creatures will learn not to play around here anymore.


Aimee said...

I'm completely impressed. Good work on the dart practice. Who knew pigeons made such excellent targets!!

Connie said...

I don't get it. Is that dart through his head? Is he dead? Is he staring at you? I didn't know you were so accurate. I was once told that if a dead bird is in the vicinity, the other birds won't come around. Looks like you might be able to try that.

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